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RE: Hello plebs. Let me introduce myself. I'm the fuckin' British Prime Minister, and you're all my bitches

in #introduceyourself7 years ago

Great to hear some political honesty. I'm fed up with hypocritical politicians. I can't stand you and your party, but then the opposition is a shambles too these days. Just don't let Boris or Jacob get in charge

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Why? What the fuck is wrong with Jacob being in charge? He's a man of the people, didn't everyone's father give them a vial of the oil used to anoint the head of queen Victoria during her coronation when they were a schoolboy like Jacobs dad did?
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And I can't stand your stupid glasses and big face. As long as you keep paying your taxes, you can have one day every half decade where you think you get a choice by voting for my Husbands hedge fund.

And as a kicker, the penalty for owning a guitar will now be 1000 lashes in the public square. See, I did learn something when I went to Saudi Arabia!!!

Do I remind you too much of Gove?

Uuugh. Horrible little moonfaced weasel. My worst nightmare would be waking up to find myself being spit-roast by you two....