PseudoGuru: Learn how to make money.

okkkkk, so I'm the PseudoGuru, at least that is what one of my jackass friends called me...till I made him some money. I'm in IT by trade, so I don't speak well or write well, you’ll find that out in about 15 seconds. Give me a 'lil break with that...ok? I trade a lot of different markets, I make money in most and I do a pretty good job of limiting my losses too. I’m not always right but I do have an exit strategy in case I screwed up. I got my ass kicked back in 2011, lost a ton of damn money (still pisses me off) because I thought the crash was in...in fact I've been saying the crash was in for several years now because we were really close each time. Oh that, a BIG ASS CRASH is coming and it's going to completely interrupt your life. (Like 3 to 5 years of pain) I can't tell you how damn bad it will be because you like my family and close friends won't believe me. They are and probably you too, (sorry)...will get your financial asses KICKED. But, there will be plenty of time to jump in and out of several markets and make some GREAT money all the way down and all the way back up.
Really quickly, here is my story:
My dad retired from a fortune 500 company in middle management in 2007. He had a good job and good money, in late Dec. 2008 he had a heart attack. When I went to see him at the hospital he was freaking out…“Where’s my fucking money” he asked me….over and over again. The head nurse told me to get the hell out when I arrived at the ICU because he kept yelling that to me and he wouldn’t stop. After a short time, the nurses gave him some chill pills and he started to calm down. Again, he asked in less than a screaming voice, “Where the fuck is my money?” My father knows damn well how things work, how the stock market works and to be honest with you, he knows more than I do even now. He started to get pissed again. He was having a hard time then and before the heart attack to fully get a grip on the economic situation that was taking place, he was 62 and his 401k was getting killed. (If you recall, the market dipped its final dip on March 9, 2009 a short time from the heart attack) I told him to calm down, and it pissed him off even more…and I told him NOT to exit any positions until we spoke after he got out of the hospital. Anyway, he had to go do some tests and I had to get the hell out of there, as I said my goodbyes to my sister and mom and of course him….he grabbed my arm and with a look of absolute terror he softly told me to find out who knew. “Who knew what, Dad?” He said, “Look online, google it, YouTube and find out who knew this was coming, someone fucking knew.” Well, GUESS WHAT??? I FOUND OUT!!! I'll be damned, a lot of people knew and one guy even called the day.
This Crash happens only once in ten generations, it’s very exciting.
Investing carries risk of losses, and trading stocks/options/currencies is very risky because these instruments are highly leveraged, and traders can lose all of their money. Do NOT use these posts to trade a damn thing, use these post as additional information. I should of googled a disclaimer, but I didn’t want to steal someone’s bullshit statement. Dude, don’t try to sue me if you fuck up, ok?
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