Unfortunately no. Jerks are too passive-aggressive so as the repellent flies at the Jerk, it stops in mid-air, and splashes down to the floor with the knowledge that the jerk is so insecure and weak-willed in defense of their own obnoxiousness (contra the repellant’s main target who is aggressive and over-confident), that it’s not even worth it.
Jerks can only really be repelled by cheap cologne or grass clippings.
Unfortunately no. Jerks are too passive-aggressive so as the repellent flies at the Jerk, it stops in mid-air, and splashes down to the floor with the knowledge that the jerk is so insecure and weak-willed in defense of their own obnoxiousness (contra the repellant’s main target who is aggressive and over-confident), that it’s not even worth it.
Jerks can only really be repelled by cheap cologne or grass clippings.
It sounds like we need to come up with a repellent called Jerk-Off (Effective against all kinds of jerks including KOAJs and FBJs.)
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