Hi! My name is Brendo Zambranlo and I am 68 years old.
I have almost 5 followers in my country, on Instagram, I don't use Twitter because It sucks huge balls nor Facebook because I am too hot, and I don't need stalkers.
Now that I discovered Steemit I promise to quit Instagram too and bring all my followers with me.
My recipe to get upvotes in 3 easy steps
- Be a playmate
- Give yourself away
- Bring your followers to the table
Thanks to:
- My GF who took the picture (Yes again)
- Steemit to give me every day the opportunity to make a parody
- My neighbors who will no more let their children play around my house. (Yes again)
- You for you sense of humour.
I upvoted this post. I did not upvote the playmate. The last thing Steemit needs is more Double D Boobs. This is the first hottie on the front page with small perky titties and I think thats great. All these pseudo-post-pubescent tech virgins dont know shit.
i agree! I didn't upvote the playmate either! He gets my vote because he used his creativity!
Jester on, good sir, Jester on! The royal court appeareth to approve!
Everyone is the jester of someone ! Who's your king ?
I'm in the no rulers camp, personally. Authority is a myth.
You should had photoshop those nips! 😂
Don't forget, buy to buy more followers for added prestige!
OMG! That's hilarious! Can't stop laughing at this one! Good one man! :D
This is hilarious. Well played.
Almost gave up hope on SteemIt, but thank you for giving back hope and a good laugh! XD
@metrox Ok this was almost as awesome as the bikini dude. Also I need eye soap.
Hey folks, now this topic is starting to trend, consider looking down at the hidden comments. There are a couple of users who got caught in the rep trap and their voices are being censored. Please check them out and give them an upvote. (especially if you're a whale)
This is a good one! The original playmate post hurt my presentation about Steemit I was trying to do at my university.
Fookin' LULZ
@metrox, check your wallet dude, i just sent you 800 SBD, you are just the coolest guy here, keep it up.
Wow, you are awesome dude, It will be well used in plastic surgery.
We need more boobs !
I hope your 5 followers will hate me for life for laughing so hard at this.
Brenda, please.
Yep, you can buy boobs but not sense of humor, I am actually considering buying crossdresser props. Hahaha
I haven't stopped ejaculating since I started reading this post. I need medical help, but at the same time I don't know if I could bear to look away.
Straight up public service. Thank you!
@metrox You are like the Weird Al of Steemit - Upvoted
If you add a link to the Steemit Elimination Game, I imagine you will go very far in the competition and earn a lot of upvotes.
no boobs no upvote lol
Thank you for posting this. The playmate post was so stupid and pointless. Glad to see the satire!
Most beautiful Playboy on Steemit. <3 Upvoted!
How do you not have more than 5 followers ?
Shit you got it so quick im about to do the parody to this one too hahaha good one mate
Less than 5 followers? Wow, that's a record!
Great parody, keep up with that!
What impressed me is your GF. She's cool helping you out with this amazing and funny post. Kodus to both of you! Nice work!
Very touching 😜
Just one at blakemiles68
Lmao
https://steemit.com/fun/@logic/with-special-dedication-to-all-whales-who-upvoted-brendazambrano
:-)
aahahha man you scored again ahahaha I have seen the "original" and you are much nicer ahahahah
Wow...just...wow...That's all I got:)
Lol
clap clap clap, well played sir, well played :)
U looking rocking good for a 68 y/o, the secret must be the tight underwear around the B@lls
Truly hilarious and well done photo editing. MAJOR PROPS you creative wizard!
Thanks for a GREAT start to my Saturday!
hahahahah! Thanks for the laugh man!
your too firkin crazy
lol.. funny.. hahaha
Jajajajajajaj epico
You'e 68 years old? Wow looking good for your age
I hope I can give my beauty secrets in a future article !
It's the daily irony, humour and sarcasm ;)
LoL!!! good one!....
Steem strategy, it's so simple.
LOL
LMAO
Haha, that's possibly even more NSFW than the real thing :P
Hahaha depends on the workplace but yes, I try to imagine.
Hahahah nice one 😬
Amazing!!!! Thanks for this!
You are the real playmate. Brenda is a fake
LIAR! You have 24 followers! ;-)
Check it out at http://steem-o-graph.com/?u=metrox
Best Regards,
holzmichl
I automatically upvote any parody attempts!
you got to show your tits man. no tits no vote
jajajaja
Dear User known as @metrox
Steemit has a BOT problem! Your Vote Counts... Maybe
https://steemit.com/steemit/@weenis/bots-steemit-s-first-community-based-decision-on-bots-your-vote-counts-to-be-or-not-to-be-details-inside