A very bizarre self-introduction 大概是一篇挺奇怪的自我介绍

大家好，我是maoxue，几年前毕业于上海某985高校并留校任教。热爱生活，热衷于发现点点滴滴的细节美，惊喜于每一天的小确幸。
工作之余，我喜爱读书，中意的作家是卡尔维诺和博尔赫斯；期待旅行，近期想要去北海道或是尼泊尔走一遭。
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你以为我会这么说吗？不！
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事实上，我是这样一个人！
确毕业于上海某985高校，但留校实属无奈，学了又土又木的专业，想换工作的心一直蠢蠢欲动却往往被现实迎头痛击。
热爱读书？嗯，定了目标每日阅读两小时，却总是在三刻钟后昏昏欲睡。
热爱旅行？也没说错，谁说热爱就一定要到达？有时候，放在心里更甚于看到它、得到它←←我往往这般安慰自己。其实宅女的内心大抵是这样的→→最喜欢的生活是睡到自然醒，最爱的地方是我的床。

说到开启这个账号，源于昨晚看村上的一篇散文，是讲 between the devil and the deep blue sea，翻译过来就是进退维谷这种境况的，倒是挺契合我现在的生活。想了想，这样的生活确是有记录必要的，以后得空胡言乱语些，也算是练练笔了。
至于写些什么，倒是真没想好，大约也没有什么人会关注我，若是意外得了三两粉丝，偶尔的，能博君一笑，对我来说也算是功德一件了（笑）。

最后感谢我的小伙伴@shanghairabbit 的邀请，相遇自是有缘，以后也请大家多多指教啦~

（无时无刻不在睡觉的我）

（偶尔也会在路上）

Hi guys, I am Maoxue, I graduated from a top university in China a few years ago, now working in the same university as administration staff. I love life, passionate with discovering the niceties from everyday routine and surprised that life is full of small but solid happiness. I am fond of reading, my favorite writers are Calvino and Borges, I am longing to go traveling, I am actually planing to go to Japan or Nepal recently.....

Is that me??? Boring!!

As a matter of fact, I hate to admit but I am quite the opposite:

Surely the university ranks high in China, but I was left no choice but to stay and work here. Why? Having a rustic and woody (civil engineering) major, changing jobs seems rather unrealistic!

Love reading? Yes, aim to read at least two hours a day but fall asleep after three quarters.

Long to go traveling? Well said, but, who said dream has to come true? Sometimes, If you put it in your heart, wouldn’t it be better? A female otaku’s inner world goes like: my favorite life is to wake up naturally everyday and my favorite place is my bed.

Anyway, thanks to @shanghairabbit ’s introduction of this amazing website, I am actually in a dilemma, as Haruki Murakami puts it in his novel: “between the devil and the deep blue sea”. I guess it is not bad if I try to start a new journey here. As for what to write, I really have no idea right now, perhaps no one cares me that much, but if what I would write amuse you somehow, don’t forget to follow me, I will be flattered (laugh)