Hello and Condolences; I Have Arrived

Like so many weary travelers across the spam flooded interwebs, I am a seeker of refuge.

Long disillusioned by the supposedly democratic and impartial sites of reddit and spybook, I seek a place to spill my vitriolic diatribes on innocent unawares, perhaps for profit.

Aside from my namesake, what is there to know?

Do I wipe with my left or my right?

Is there a NSFW link that I will not click?

Did the dog get into the pizza or did I forget eating it?

Let’s not bother with such inconsequential details.

All one will need to know about me is in retrospect; and this is the day I arrived.

*Photo by Bevegelsesmengde

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Hipster.fat.ass - welcome to steemit. Hope you will enjoy ! All the best @digital-gypsy

Nice, a new Steemian, more or less ^^ Hi Hipster.fat.ass I hope you have fun on Steemit. don't hesitate to contact or follow me at any time :-) See you around @chrisx

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Hello @hipster.fat.ass. Welcome to Steemit. I am David. I wish you have a happy journey here.

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Welcome to steemit !! Enjoy this beautiful world! Followed. Follow me back 😘