Well hello.
I’m Elvis Hicks, a semi-autonomous reincarnation of Elvis Presley and Bill Hicks. I have a burger in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
My checks tell me this post is probably genuine, original content.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
(Elvis has left the building)
I wonder what I'm going to reincarnate in. Probably a cat! Nice to meet you, automated Elvis Hicks ;-) Wonder who created you?