Ma'am, I still seem to be experiencing difficulties over our discussion of the chav epidemic we are experiencing. Any chance of obtaining some of that Lybian gas going around at the moment?
I was thinking of gassing all the peasants shopping at the Chav infested hellhole that is Primark. Aftertall there is nothing worse than an oink who believes they look good in anything other than Burberry, Prada or Chanel. It just makes me shudder at the thought!
PS: Please have MI5 delete the attached message
Why do you think I'm so keen about putting Fracking wells in populated areas in Lancashire?