Indeed, God help us, @healthy-lifestyle. This is a serious topic although i see your attempt to 'humourize' it. And i see you are ahead of us based on your username. Hope you plan to 'shine the light' at least to the extent that you know; we shouldn't wait till it happens to us. I for one I'm very interested in natural substitutes o, though i suspect they might not be as tasty or as affordable.