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Getting it to sit still for a photo was exhausting. I see what you mean, I should've asked Santa when I had the chance.

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Is your car all dented to shit too?

Funny. I know who you're thinking of.. No not at all. It snowed the past two days and the thing's still primed for a commercial. Slippery floor mat clean.

The phone case not so much.

May I have a bite of the phone?

I thought you'd never ask.

LOL i wish i got notified about this string of comments

cause i sure would have liked a bite of it too

I wish I was lying about trying to replace this case but it's so ridiculous you won't take me seriously anyway so here goes...

I've ordered 8 cases within the past 3 months trying to replace this thing, got the Amazon order and returns to prove it. They don't make the same non-stick one anymore for this dinosaur phone and as often as I'm in and outta vehicles, I'll lose it if it can slip outta my pocket.

I did my last return at Whole Foods about a 2 weeks ago, I'm over it. It isn't pretty anymore and hardly protects anything but I haven't lost it!