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You should see the bad side.

It fell in the toilet again, didn't it... ?

Getting it to sit still for a photo was exhausting. I see what you mean, I should've asked Santa when I had the chance.

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Is your car all dented to shit too?

Funny. I know who you're thinking of.. No not at all. It snowed the past two days and the thing's still primed for a commercial. Slippery floor mat clean.

The phone case not so much.

May I have a bite of the phone?

I thought you'd never ask.