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LOL i wish i got notified about this string of comments

cause i sure would have liked a bite of it too

I wish I was lying about trying to replace this case but it's so ridiculous you won't take me seriously anyway so here goes...

I've ordered 8 cases within the past 3 months trying to replace this thing, got the Amazon order and returns to prove it. They don't make the same non-stick one anymore for this dinosaur phone and as often as I'm in and outta vehicles, I'll lose it if it can slip outta my pocket.

I did my last return at Whole Foods about a 2 weeks ago, I'm over it. It isn't pretty anymore and hardly protects anything but I haven't lost it!

wait what you returned a phone case to a whole foods? LOL is that some kind of a joke, buddy?

Negative. We've been back in the states since august last year (thanks a lot, fuckin covid!). That's how they do Amazon returns now, everything is set up through Whole Foods. And it's right down the street so it's super convenient.

Bezos, that guy, buying life size Barbie dolls to keep score at the Dick swinging contest in space strikes again!

oh right i totally forgot about that connection!

ha, my mistake. i was kinda sitting here wondering why a grocery store would be a place you visited that much about a phone case 😂