Yep, it took me a while, but I finally figured it out. In true manly style, I never even asked.
I just waited until someone happened to tell me.
I get it, you think I'm joking, right?
Suddenly, people doubt my incredible manliness just because I acknowledge it, huh?
Well then, before I tell you how I learned about it, let's provide a little evidence for you to consider.
Remember back when some steemians were doing the 22 push-ups a day for 22 days challenge?
You might wonder why you never saw me enter...
Simply put, it wouldn't even be a challenge.
Just watch this video below and count how many I can do in a row.
Tell you what, just quit at 1000 and take my word for the rest.
Here's a little more evidence for you to consider.
Look at how big my bicep is when I flex it and push it tight against my chest to flatten it out!
If you don't think it looks very big, just zoom in, it'll keep growing!
If you've been around for a while, you might remember that I once did a post titledAll the Macho Manliness That I can Muster.
No one doubted it then!
Also, how many other steemians have you seen do the following?
Repeatedly handle venomous snakes.
Put a live scorpion in their mouth.
Manhandle wild Armadillos even though they might be carrying leprosy.
Yeah, I couldn't think of any others either.
So, now that everyone agrees that I am incredibly manly, how exactly did I figure out why?
STEEMIT OF COURSE!
@jsantana posted this article two days ago and shared that he had just learned that men who consume peppers have more testosterone.
Thankfully, I saw that post two days ago and was able to drop an encouraging reply on it, like the one below.
But, I was too busy to enjoy the post at that moment.
I just gave @jsantana the benefit of the doubt, the upvote, and the reply at the time, and came back to read it now.
According to his post:
the high level of pepper consumption by men can be reflected in the increased level of testosterone. Testosterone we know is the male hormone responsible for the increase in characteristics such as aggression, recklessness and increased sexual appetite in man.
As I read that and learned about where my some of my incredible manliness comes from, I couldn't help but notice two pieces of evidence that stuck out.
recklessness
Hmm... Armadillos and Venomous snakes in the hand and a Scorpion in mouth ring a bell?
and increased sexual appetite
Hmm... I already have four little ones and @mama-pepper is pregnant with the fifth.
I won't go into details if you can't connect the dots, so just trust me that such evidence may be in my favor as well.
As @countryinspired said in his reply to the post from @jsantana:
If this is true, then @papa-pepper is the manliest man here on Steemit!
Yep.
It also may solve the mystery of why our other famous hot-head @meesterboom and I have been rumored to be twins.
Just look at the similarities in these pictures of us.
I never thought that I would learn so much about myself on steemit, but it has blessed me in incredible ways, and now you know!
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Your manliness is quite great but still compared to me-tarzan it is nothing
Actually, that just looks like one of my old pictures from when I had dreadlocks.
loled at the last part a lot :D
I've been watching your push-up video for hours now! Impressive stamina! :)
Funny guy indeed, luckily I also eat my fair share of spicy food. I have some catching up to do.
You keep enjoying the spice, MAN!
Indeed indeed, I think I'll make some habanero burgers with monterey pepper jack cheese. ohhhh yeahhh
Mas macho!
Or maybe your just a little bit daft lol
a little?
I was being nice .lol
with this proof...
You, the man!
Why does my mouth taste like stinging?
I may have room for such a manly man in the Empire.
I thought about it, and I think you're right.
Anytime you are ready to retire and relax, I'll gladly take over for you!
Thanks for offering me the empire, I deserve it!
Thanks for bringing humor to this topic!
It's a big deal in this society - "Man up!" "Be a man!" "Men don't cry." The pressure to be a success, to win!
I've compared myself to my older brother, who is more competent, proactive, athletic, successful, wealthy, yadayadayada. Comparison, from questions about self-worth, partly from all the high expectations and society conditioning about what a good man is. Well - it's all hogwash! So thanks for playing with this theme - lightening it up! :)
How many push-ups did you count?
Normally, I do them in a room filled with mirrors so I can watch myself build muscles, but I thought that the lighting outside would be better, plus, the fresh air helps when you are doing an endurance push-up rally, but I'm sure you already understand all of that, man.
Lol great post manly pepper man!
Thanks @fitmama!
You know I love my spicy food bro! I feel more masculine even right now, after reading this post and typing it into the ether on the interwebs. I had my 3 posts today on social justice issues do well, and I feel pretty good about that too LOL
Way to be a man about it!
Great work Barry!
We have no peppers! I checked everywhere.
That must explain my punyness.
No peppers = not manly
no kids = not manly
risk taking = oh yeah! very manly
appetite for well..., you know = manly
Hmm... that's 2 out of 4. That would make me half manly. Given that I am half sized, then I must be very manly, for half a man.
Thanks @pappa-pepper for clearing that up for me ;-)
Sound reasoning.
I'll get you those pics and info of some rabbits this week!
And congratulations on the zygote! May child #5 grow to be healthy and happy like papa.
Yeah, another post that you like!
I bet it makes you glad you only ate a handful of peppers....
Congrats on the new little pepper!!
You're growing humans. That's pretty manly.
Manly indeed!
No doubt about it!
You da man Papa...
If I didn't know better I'd think @meesterboom was in your kitchen in that photo..
That's right, I'm a man!
Very good, you are brilliant and creative congratulations, thanks for the good wave you put in the post, congratulations my friend@papa-pepper
I try to have fun with it, and I'm glad that you like it!
You are very encouraging too!
Papa-pepper is smokin' (hot pepper) hahaha! Hilarious, love it!
Based on a true story....
Upvoted.
Followed.
Thanks!
You're welcome.
OMG Crazy
I guess if you think I'm crazy, I should probably follow you!
IKR!
hehehehehe Love it! Rock on Mr @papa-pepper
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