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You still have 2 life points:

Winifred suspects that guy of being more interested in his phone than the quality of his equipment, so finds yet another guy to help her out

!warriorstab

You draw and jab with your sword:
stab
It almost slipped out of your (rather weak) hand. You manage a small cut and damage the enemy with an (awkward) hit of 2 points. Step up your game, son!

!warriorslash

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:
slash
Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points.

hurrumpft, Winifred suspects she should have just stuck with the knitting needle attack