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OMG! What are you doing? You load your bow ready for a devistating magical shot, but must have got your spells mixed up, instead of enchanting your arrow you turn yourself into a...turd!
Better luck next time! you lose a life

!life

Enjoy Stage 1. You are down to 2 life points:

!gobbodrop

ELITE ARMOUR ITEM2!! Gobbos stinky underwear: These not so clean Jocks once belonged to the Git! wear them with pride! +1 to players hit!

!onearrow

You quickly draw an arrow and shoot:
arrow
Holy Cow! This time it actually flew straight and you pierce the enemey for a hit of 5 points!. Nice! you needed to hit for 2 and including bonuses from items you hit for 6. You won the fight. Any pickpocket item found this Stage is left behind and may now progress to the next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel