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!l3

You have all 3 life points:

!openpockets

Bamm! Obtained item 3: Clock! +1 to players hit!

Clock.jpg

!onearrow

You quickly draw an arrow and shoot:
arrow
the string breaks (oops!) as the arrow is released it bounces off a nearby rock harmlessly. Gobbo happened to be walking by at the time and wets himself in laughter, seeing your low skill he attacks. @gobbo

Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 3.

Oh no! :o