This apparently wasn't good enough for our local billiards champ. He became even more upset that these dirty hippies and their edible friends are corrupting the culture in their precious town.
The Paint Wizard puts his glass down and stands up to take care of business as the billiard balls are flying his way. He holds his hand out and uses his Wizardry of Friendship to turn those mean, heavy, violent balls into.... Harmless Friends of Fuzz!
!l3
You have all 3 life points:
!ibtluckydip
Tim Ross holds item 4: Grub! +2 to players hit!
Realizing he isn't going anywhere for a while... Tim Ross pulls out a Special Edition Granola Snickers bar and takes a bite for a +2 to hit!
!mysticzap
You perform a quick fireball attack:
Your fireball looks cool, not like wow-holy-shit-amazing...but cool!. It burns the enemy with a solid hit of 4 points. You use the diminishing flame in your hands to spark up you pipe and take a long hit whilst stroking your beard.
Hahaha classic!
As I reach for and finish my Sarsaparilla I look over at BuRguR MeCh and shrug my shoulders and say...
Tim Ross the Paint Wizard Boss looks at the disgruntled billiards champion rolling on the floor with his "Harmless Friends of Fun" balls in his hands and thinks how happy it is to see this guy with his new friends.
So pleased to be making so many new friends... Tim Ross walks on in search of more opportunity to foster developmental growth and communication in relationships!