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You still have 2 life points:

!mysticzap

You perform a quick fireball attack:
fireball
Your fireball looks cool, not like wow-holy-shit-amazing...but cool!. It burns the enemy with a solid hit of 4 points. You use the diminishing flame in your hands to spark up you pipe and take a long hit whilst stroking your beard.

!l1

Your down to 1 life point:

!mysticblast

You summon up your inner energy and prepare to produce a powerful lightening attack:
lightening
Unfortunately just as the spell goes off, you realise you were standing in a puddle of water, you electrocute yourself and melt..Lol I mean cmon, a puddle?! You lose a life, you big goof.

All of you, please do come to my funeral. And who will Avenge me? Somebody please kill this son of a pig. LOL