So, I'm moving at the end of the month...
I submit change of address to the postal service who proceeds to charge my debit card $1.00 for "your protection".
Bank sees that someone charged $1.00 to change my address and promptly shuts down my debit card and they don't even bother to notify me.
You really can't make this stuff up!
As a matter of principle, I wouldn't pay those bastards. I'm crazy like that... Thanks for upvoting my Yellen/Bitcoin article! I'm following you, now.