Things people never expected to say, that a few years ago would have gotten them committed or worse!

1. I have followers!

2. My group has a troll problem.

3. My money is tied up in crypto.

4. The president sure loves his twitter.

5. Lets do a selfie!

6. I just saw a self driving car.

7. My phone runs on windows.

8. I have an android in my pocket

9. I need more speed!

10. I built my own server!

Thanks to Joe something for the inspiration for this post, without him none of this would have been possible.
It's Joe's fault!