Whether you're planning on taking a vacation to somewhere remote, or you just want to make sure that you're prepared for a zombie apocalypse, here are some tips to help you stay alive.
Prepare a bug out bag
When preparing a bug out bag, make sure to include the essentials such as water, food, and condoms. These items will provide you with the basic necessities needed to keep you alive for a few days.
Water is the most critical item to include in a bug out bag. Some people don't realize it, but humans need to drink water to survive, because without it, we will become dehydrated and hypothermic and dead.
Food is also an important part of a bug out bag. Your food should be nutritious and easy to prepare. Ideally, it should provide you with enough energy for the next three days. It should be lightweight so you can carry it easily.
Condoms are crucial as well. You wouldn't want to risk getting some kind of weird STD in the middle of a zombie apocalypse that you probably won't survive. Speaking of survival…
Find a survivor's colony
"Find a survivor's colony to survive a zombie apocalypse" is a game in which players control groups of survivors attempting to prevent a disaster. Each round, players make a series of decisions that will change their objectives.
To start, each player is given five Starter Item cards. These cards are random. In addition, each player receives four Survivor character cards. They differ in stats. You should choose two of these character cards to keep.
Players also take turns choosing and controlling a survivor. Each time a new survivor is chosen, the player rolls an action die. This action die is used to carry out actions such as putting up barricades, searching, handing off equipment, and attacking. Wow. That was a very strange section. I'm not sure why I even wrote that.
Identify and subdue zombies
If you are going to be surviving a zombie apocalypse, it's important to learn how to identify and subdue zombies. This way, you'll be less likely to be eaten and more likely to survive and get some kind of weird STD. Here are some tips for doing so.
First, be prepared with an emergency kit. This should include water, food, medicines, a portfolio of cinematic stills from every zombie apocalypse movie ever produced, one 12-gauge shotgun, and at least 1,000 rounds of rifled slug hollow points. You should also have a family emergency plan in case of an emergency, including a zombie apocalypse, which essentially boils down to this: fuck family ties, it's every man for himself.
Another tip is to dig a ditch and build a wall. This will give you a buffer zone to defend yourself from the zombies. If you don't have time to build a wall, you can just use riot shields left behind by all the cops who failed to serve and protect you.
Set up light traps
If you're wondering how to survive a zombie apocalypse, you've come to the right place. Getting a good night's sleep isn't going to be easy when there are no cars or law enforcement to keep you safe. However, there are a few steps you can take to make it less of a struggle.
First, you'll want to choose your comforts. For instance, you'll want a comfortable pair of shoes. You'll also need a long sleeve shirt. And you should consider getting a gas mask too because why the hell not.
In addition, you'll need some type of light trap. While the zombies have no heat seeking technology, you can still distract them by setting up a bunch of bright lights. Once they've gathered to investigate the lights, you can open fire.
Make a dynamite wall
Making a dynamite wall is no small feat, especially if you are in the throes of a zombie outbreak. It can be quite a chore, but a bit of planning and forethought can make your life a lot more enjoyable and less getting bit on the neck by zombies. If you are in a pinch, you can find a range of explosives at your local hardware store. Steal as many as you can carry. Ideally you'll want to steal a pickup truck beforehand so you can haul as much dynamite as possible back to your outpost. Just remember to heed the warning signs and take care to avoid triggering the chain reaction in the process.
One of the most important factors is the size of the wall you are trying to build. The more constrained the space, the more likely your walls will get demolished. That is why the dynamite is the ace in the hole, the jackass in the foxhole, and the johnson in the asshole.
Get a watch that can withstand a zombie apocalypse
If you're looking for a survival watch, there are a few key features to look for. These are essential for anyone who wants to stay alive in a post-apocalypse scenario. You'll want a watch that can keep you organized, accurate, tough, and on time for that next Tinder hookup.
Some of the features to consider include alarms, a compass, a thermometer, and more. In addition, some of these watches are solar-powered and therefore require no batteries. This can be an important feature to have if you're traveling through a dangerous area where a power outage could leave you vulnerable to predators, such as zombies.
