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Laws of Programming: Definition: A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs

Where do we keep all our chainsaws, mom?

Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles. --Beverly Jones--

The only people who seem to have nothing to do with the education of the children are the parent. --G. K. Chesterton--