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RE: The Joy of Killing Slugs

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! My kids used to be scared of the slugs on path on the way to school, so I made up a story on how a wicked wizard turned fairies into slugs and if you say I love you to a slug, it will change back into a fairy when its dark and nobody is looking.

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Like these? Oh no, Mister Bill, it's Sluggo and the Slug Faeries. Oh nooooooo!

I didn't know there was such a thing a slug faerie. But when I finally write the childrens book, they will be pretty fairies :P

Better get a beautiful wizard; in my world, wicked wizards who change faeries into slugs that can be changed back when it's dark will produce a dark faerie. I suggest having tea at noon and then change the slug. However, my toads will encircle you begging for a kiss.

Now I can't get Mister Bill skits out of my mind. Oh nooooooo!