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Ok im back from reading about your muscadines. Talk about a perfect setup!
So theyre like louisiana muscat. Finicky but delicious! Used to live next to a white grape vineyard in Napa Valley and got to nibble on a few here and there. I dont know what was better: relishing the refreshing sweetness and the "pop", or the cachet of saying "I live next door to a vineyard in Napa Valley".

The latter for sure!