MY HP is GROWING like crazy!!! (Also my wife hates me)

Things have been hectic on this first official day on hive.. As with all hard forks there is a period of time where things are just a shade wonky. One of those things happens to be delegations.. At least it is on my end, so while my swelker101 account is the one that received the snapshot, this poor account had zero on it. I was able to make a real quick post this morning and one comment before being told that it was time for me to cool my jets.

I cooled my jets by going to work and slaving away to keep @isaria plush in the life of luxury that she has become accustomed to. I was in a traffic jam, and found out about another unfortunate side effect of the COVID-19 outbreak. You see, Most of my day is spent driving, and I'm not allowed to use my patient's restrooms. Today I discovered that all of the public restrooms in the area I cover are closed.. So.. Fun

That brings me to tonight. I wanted to get on HIVE, spread some joy, have people enjoy me, and generally spread good cheer. BUT all zeros in the wallet department makes that a no go.

I then see that my lovely wife has some 400+ HIVE sitting in her wallet just hanging out and not being used for anything.. So I say to her, I say "Can I have about 200 of that so I can make posts and spread the amount of joy that I'm able to bring?"

She looks me dead in the eye and said

NO

......

No she says..

I then point out about how I spend my day.. And she finally relents.. She said I can have 200 HIVE ONLY... Now get this: She then tells me that I need to buy enough HIVE so she can get her account to 100k HP!

Something is out of whack here...

I'll figure out what it is eventually.