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Look, paying you monthly to listen to me, I mean listen-listen to me like listen-listen-listen-listen-listen to me isn't the issue. I pay all my friends to listen to me. My fish is.. I mean chicken.. I mean beef....

My beef is after this many years of paying you to be my friend, not one session has been on the house.

Oh, you lie so well, my friend... I almost believed you, until I didn't...!!!