Diary of a feline furdude(Oscar the son of Grammy)

Holla folks!!

I look like a random cat or even a stray one innit(I mean no disrespect to stray cats). Whenever I look at myself , I see a cat, a fox, a, dolphin, a chimpanzee and a snail. All these are pertaining to the qualities possessed by these animals. Explaining further, I am as wise as a fox, playful as a dolphin, loyal as a dog and lazy as a snail. It's not like I don't have any cat pride by associating good qualities to other animals, it's just that I have a human audience and you humans attribute those qualities to these animals. My laziness is one thing my owner @drogomystic have to cope with. Well, I guess all cats are lazy. All I do is to eat, sleep, play and kill rats. Well... What else is there to be expected of a cat? Mop your kitchen floor or fill the cooking gas... Perhaps babysit your annoying three year old? Which one? 🐈🐈

I don't really give a kitty shit about what my owner thinks of me. What I actually meant by "my laziness is one thing my owner has to cope with" is "the notion my owner holds of me as being lazy is something I have to cope with". I kill rats from time to time and give her cool snuggles during the night time, what else is there to a cat? At least to you Hoomans?!
I am not prepared to reduce by even a minute my 10 hour nap. I have to sleep to function at night.

Oh yes, I don't have any friends. I live alone with my owner. The only friend I had was my mother Grammy, but she died a whole after given birth to me. She was a stray cat who was initially adopted by my owner. Okay, your pity is not needed so don't go pitying me!

The above picture is that of my mom Grammy. It was taken before I was born.

Despite me not being a social cat, I do have a cat with which I occasionally fight. Ugghh! Such a stupid stray cat. It didn't even care to introduce itself the first time we met. I remembered the encounter quite well. I was eating some biscuits and before I knew what was happening, it pushed me into a flooded pothole on the side of the road, it then dragged the now soggy biscuit away while eating it. I didn't care to go after it as I was busy picking my fur because I was wet. That started our feud and anytime we come across each other, we fight!

Above is a rare picture of the cat, doesn't it look like shit? Gawd look! It's even near a dustbin. 😸😸😾

My worst experience so far is when I had a terrible injury to my forelimb. I got wounded when I stepped on an open tin can some months back. It is healed already but it's still scarred.

what I think of my human?.
I think my human is a little crazy . I guess I have influenced her because I am a also a crazy in the head. Wait... Could it be that she's the one who influenced me? Cos for as long as I can remember, she's always been like that.

What I think of humans?
Well...Humans are cool but annoying most of the time. I hate it when they trample on my cat pride, it hurts a lot. We're intelligent beings too, we deserve to be regarded at times. I must say that those kittens out there that have hoomans who can read their eyes are as lucky as me! Though I dislike stray cats, they also make me remember how pets can be left uncared for. Please if you have the means, adopt as much stray pets as you can, they need your help. They get killed daily on the roads, fed poison and bullied everyday. It would go a long way if hoomans care for them more.
I still have a lot to say about hoomans but this getting really long and perhaps, we will meet again in the next episode of my Hive Diary. This is more like an introductory post I know. Have to go a-napping! Thanks and bye! 🐈🐈