Lesson 1
The husband goes into the shower, while his wife has just finished washing. The doorbell rings. The wife hastily wraps herself in a towel and runs to open the door. Bob's neighbor is on the doorstep. Only when Bob sees her does he say: "I'll give you $ 800 if you take off the towel." After thinking for a few seconds, the woman does so and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob gives her $ 800 and leaves. The wife puts the towel back on and goes back to the bathroom. "Who was that?" the husband asks. "Bob, the neighbor," the wife replies.
"Fine," says the husband, " did he say anything about the $ 800 he owes me?»
Moral of the story: share information about loans issued with shareholders, otherwise you may find yourself in an unpleasant situation.
Lesson 2
The priest offers the nun a ride. Once in the car, she crosses her legs so that her thigh is exposed. The priest barely manages to avoid an accident. As he straightens the car, he stealthily puts his hand on her leg.
The nun says, " Father, you
Lesson 3
A sales rep, a secretary, and a manager go to lunch and find an antique lamp. They rub it, and Gin comes out of it. He says, " I will fulfill one wish of each of you."
"I'm the first, I'm the first!", - says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas right now, on a boat, and not think about anything." Pshh! She disappears.
"Now me, now me," the sales rep says. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach, with a massage, an endless supply of pina colada and the love of my life." Pshh! He disappears.
"Now it's your turn," Jin tells the manager.
"I want those two to come back to the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss speak first.
Lesson 4
The eagle was sitting in a tree, resting and doing nothing. The little rabbit saw the eagle and asked: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?", "Of course, why not," he replied. The rabbit sat down under a tree and began to rest. Suddenly a fox appeared, grabbed a rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: is not to sit . 