Metrolearixm-H20, I'll take a bottle of that stuff, when do you expect to have it on the shelves of Martwall.
It has to be cheaper than hearing aids.
While I'm at it I might as well pick up a bottle of that fart dust, even though my shit doesn't stink. It will be good to have around when those that do fart come to the farm.
Between your two-tone 2021 Rolls Royce Phantom valued at a half-million bucks, your Gulfstream G650 jet, and my yacht, I guess we would be considered to be part of those despicable one-percenters.
Who would have figured?
So you need a bigger kitchen, why? With the game plan you laid out in order to stay the heck out of Pura's way, if you could pull that off, a bigger kitchen would be the last thing you should be looking for in your next place.
I've heard the term woke a few times over the past several months, always wondering what the heck it meant.
Looked up the new definition, SOCIAL AWARENESS, I think I've been woke for a while now, at least I think so.
The NOW Look links you included were not shocking as this type of behavior seems to be the new standard for some idiots. As is the case with all issues when raising children, the parent needs to be an active participant, set boundaries, have consequences, and stick to their guns.
Think about some of the shit we have both experienced, sex, drugs, and rock and roll say it all. Any behavior can become excessive and that is where good parenting comes into play. Despite all of the guidance a kid can get from their guardians/guard, the chances of still making a poor choice is probably close to 50/50
Talking the talk is easy, walking the walk is a whole other game!
Kicked up the pics of your property again this morning, what a beautiful piece of dirt.
You say you're looking for a new place to live. Within the near future, you may never have to look again.
Back not too long ago, cool stuff was cool partially because of the simplicity of it all.
Cheaper than what? Say that again please.
Wassup my man? Took me a minute to get to this one. I wanted to respond properly. We missed those 10 days property hunting, Pura's really been making up for it since. We've been so aggressive trying to lock down at least two units and damn if everyone ain't being more aggressive.
That acreage we got plus a duplex/triplex, something along those lines would make us pretty comfortable for the next couple decades. I'm way outta character right now ain't I? See what you do to me, Bob?
Shit doesn't stink. <-- Good one! When I read Pura the claim on that fart pill, she thought it was part of my joke! lol. Really, she's laughing and laughing but all I was doing was reading the bottle on the internet like 'nah, really. It really says that, I'm not making this up.'
Woke. It's too easy to crack jokes about it:
Dear woke attendees, Nicole Ritchie married a Rothschild. I'm going back to sleep now.
Oh my friend you know as well as I, the things we've experienced. Thank God video cameras weren't a click away back then!! These poor kids today are screwed. I don't know about you but that one photo of me playing in the sprinkler butt naked always drove me crazy when my mother was alive. I know it well. I'm holding the garden hose spraying water in the front yard with the German Shepherd I had at the time next to me, Shadow. Today's youth: +/- 1,000 watering the yard pics before they can walk.
What's a few more at 15? Double down by 16. Digital file cabinets at 21. Then somewhere around 30-35 they slow down. By 40 it's all brakes. Then somewhere around [[𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖]] is an awe moment. Not just the toddler ones, either, but aaawwwwwwwwweee of them. Hashtag PublicRecord now. Like a BK but worse.
Then again I don't have kids so wth do I know??
That one right there. ⬆️ That's what took me so long to put this response together. 👍🏿
Wassup with you my friend. It sounds like you guys have been really busy, nothing wrong with that, boredom sucks.
Staying in one place for a few decades, I'll put the odds of that at 100 too 1.
You don't have to have kids to see what the heck is going on. We had some visitors, our son and his family, they got here Tuesday night and left yesterday. While they were here, they were so consumed with their gizmos and gadgets that require internet service that I turned the dam thing off, told them it was broken and would be down for a while.
Following some suggestions by them on how I could fix the problem, they finally gave up trying to get me to fix it.
After about an hour it was all fun and games, a little hoops, some fishing and swimming, a wonderful hike where we kicked up a doe and two little guys, still sporting spots. I broke out my Native American Survival Guide and we got involved with making a hunting spear and the list goes on.
If they didn't put down all of their electronics, including my 12-year-old granddaughter's phone, none of that would have happened. Kids miss out on so much these days with their heads buried in so much nonsense, it drives me a little crazy.
I've got a few of those pictures from another lifetime and some of them still make me blush, kind of cute but still a little embarrassing.
Have a wonderful weekend and give Pura my regards!
You got it. But your response warrants a request sir.
I invite you to put that adventure in an article. Everything you just told me, all of it, but in a @thebigsweed kinda way.
That sounds like a great idea, but I may have to change the names to protect the innocent. 😁
Give me a few hours and I'll take a few pics of the interior of Ryan's Rec-Room, my bad, I almost forgot.
I'm still conjuring an adequate response dude. You're the only one on standby, I'm not pussin out, you just require more time
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