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hahahahahaha you know... you COULD take a break and put down the liquor LOL

 3 years ago  

thats bull shit. put down the liqueur... sounds like an intervention

well put it down just to eat lots of dumplings. see? less interventiony

 3 years ago  

Ill accept that. Wanna do shots? whole family is invited.

Ok but I can only handle vodka.

And my limit is 13.

I know this because I was in Russia at.the time drinking the real deal.

 3 years ago  

Real vodka is insane, you don't get drunk till you stand up and then it's too late to put the brakes on.

Someday you're on 😁 13 is a lucky number

i will tell you - i barely felt it.

which is so odd - i was coherent all night! even when I had to carry the others home LOLOL and that is not an exaggeration - carry! hahahahaha

but i feel other liquors SO differently. i can't drink wine or anything else.. ughhhh it makes my skin hurt.

tequila - i can manage to about 2.5 shots??? maybe 2 really - and then the skin thing.

but vodka???? its like water. hahaha well - and that's where the word comes from... the word for vodka and water are extremely similar in Russian hahahaah

maybe its my genes. LOL (on my father's side) i can't make heads or tales of it, if not the genes hahahaha

 3 years ago  

You know you got a good schizo on the line when message to message goes from put it down to ok but my limit's 13.

 3 years ago  

You went from "put it down" to "ok but my limit is 13" you schizo!

huh???
who be sayin' to put it down????

I did.

ok - but I SAID 13.

OK. BUT i'm just answering your question. I didn't say the 13.. your sailor ass did. I don't need a drink to have fun.

Neither do ayyyyye.

Sure. back to your sailing...

And I not be a sailor. I be a Captain.

got it. back to your Captaining, Captain Morgan.


By the way...schizo is very different from what we are. 😝