OK At this stage its all gone terribly wrong, My time machine has fucked up and I ended up in 1999. I tried before but always ended up on Jan 1st 1970. At this point I feel its only fair to send back a warning.
Maybe sent forward?
@dandays, @edprivat, @cmplxty,@dreemsteem,@brandt I hate to say... but now is my last chance. I just finished a bottle of tequila and...
I'm a Cunt.
Thanks for listening to my confession
blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that word!!!!!!!!!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
someone pour acid in my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take a deep breath its only gonna get worse in the morning
now i will resist the morning's arrival.
no point, I'm so hammered I wont remember today tomorrow. Still sharing the love.
ok ok ok. you said the L word.
shit. now you know my kryptonite.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. i will rejoice with the morning - even if it gets worse!!!! cuz LOVE!!!!!
😁 trust me my days gonna get way worse than it is now. I'm happy to have company
hahahahahaha you know... you COULD take a break and put down the liquor LOL
Hello, this is your drunk dial Rubido calling.
thank fuck for that. I thought my booze might a spilled over, that took 10 minutes don't judge me.
hahahahahahahahaha
at least its not a booty call
Did I hear someone ask for !ACID? Full or microdose?
dude I got tabs come visit
Hey I'm here where you at?
I have never done drugs lol
But I will take some gluten. THAT stuff is my crack.
P.s. my family cannot know. I won't tell if you won't tell.
Acid isn't a drug and it's absolutely slam-packed with gluten.
Acid isn't a drug?!?!?!
What!!!!!!!
they..... LIED....to me!!!!!!!
They're good at lying I'll give 'em that. I bet they told you bread was gluten-free didn't they.
they told me i couldn't eat pizza ever again.😞
It is alright my son. The Lord forgives. I will say a prayer to our blessed mother Mary on your behalf.
Summoning anddumbcunts…
ahh for fucks sake I completely managed to fuck that up. Want some tequila? Gotta spare bottle.
Gimme. I'm almost out of whiskey.
Always happy to share 😁 misery and hangovers love company
If anyone understands blockchain drunk dial it's Brandt.
Hey I've been meaning to tell you my phone doesn't call you Brandy anymore, it spells Brandt every time now and even capitalizes it.
Plot twist: I changed my name to Brandy.
I did not see that coming.
Brandy is kind of hot.
Did I just witness a blockchain drunk dial? I'm not sure I've seen one before so I could be wrong but I've only been wrong once and divorced her. So even that time I was right.
That was a blockchain drunk dial!
This was a blockchain drunk dial if I've ever seen one!
Tagging people even!! LoL Hell yes @rubido!
fuckin right @dandays and @cmplxty and lets add........ @bulldog-joy . Lets get this fuckin party started. And btw someone cut off my booze supplier 😁
We're so lucky I don't drink. I'd get us both downvoted to zilch and have the blockchain as evidence so I couldn't deny it.
LOL
Yeah we would probably end up with some serious issues in providing everyone else psychologists and shit... I only just managed to drag what's left of myself off the sofa.
I somehow think challenging myself to a drinking contest is a bad idea...
Like pooping post shower.... Really shoulda thought that one out.
Lot's of reading until I made it down here 😂...What's your status now?
Hahah I think so!
Status confirmed, some how all the tequila made sense last night... Not so much today 🤣
hope that girl is alright
I think it’s best someone cut you off! Lol
Time did the job nicely, that and the bottle magically emptied!
Ah Tequila, it's one hell of an experience lol
Hopefully it didn't give you the issue whiskey does to a lot of men 🤣
I am the definition of a drunk dial, Id say skill but that took some effort.
Yeah I’m stuck in 1/1/1970 too! We bought the same fucking time machine from Walmart didn’t we? Damn it!
yeah false advertising, they're all deserving of what's gonna happen. Lets fuck Walmart up.