This is the best tl;dr I could make, reduced by 88.30%

I'm running around the world, apparently... (I have nothing better to do) I started in London, and I'm going to Fiji, (near Florida) so I took the next flight to Miami. [...] I got so sick and tired, of feeling sick and tired that I began to question why do people get sick?

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