Hahaha, that would be funny.
As for plant count, I used to try and keep my garden to around 4, but now my rule is "whatever it can handle". I see little reason to limit myself during a lockdown, when food and medicine is expensive and scarce. Also, cannabis prevents and treats infection by the virus, something I tried to tell people months ago, and was censored by YT, only to be proven right later. Limit the cure for the virus? How silly! :))