I wanted to upvote this. I really did. It's so well written with fantastic presentation but...

When I was a kid every Sunday we had pancakes for breakfast.. until one day after going to the feed store we came home with some Buckshot flour and better yet .... it was free.. but when we made pancakes with it... it ruined them.. all the feeling like you were getting away with something by having dessert for breakfast was gone. My childhood? Ruined.

I'm gonna upvote. Against my better judgment... but I'm going to add a warning..

Eating these pancakes may ruin your childhood