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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply 1-per-day with (no space): ! hivebits or ! HBIT or ! hbit or $ hbit.
Success! You mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><

This confirmation reply will go off when Resource Credits (RCs) get low. Yet, your hivebits command will still go through and you'll get your HBIT. :)

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@dubble, I sent you an on behalf of @mikjaja

Good luck!
!LOLZ
!LUV
!HBIT

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)@mikjaja, I sent you an on behalf of @dubble