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RE: I witnessed a shooting.

I had the feeling you'd been north to BC, since it's so close. Good times hitting a game in Vancouver!

a couple years later to Vancouver Island to get laid and also explore.

Why do I get the feeling this is a story I need, need, need to hear? I love the way just drop that in there, I laugh-choked. I'm curious to know if you sensed anything while on Vancouver Island, in particular, Victoria (aside from your quests, that is), or was it just a regular place with no weirdness?

I suspect you're better equipped to deal with the snow in Portland. Inland makes a difference, even a couple hours. Vancouver is more tropical, if that makes sense. There are palm trees on Vancouver Island (can't verify, been too long since I've been there and I don't remember, lol). Okanagan Valley, southern part, is semi-desert, 20 minutes drive up a mountain, in the middle of summer, from blazing hot (think of human jerky) to freezing and is that snow falling? That's kind of wild.

The listening delay...

Let's see...triggers, mental health stuff...no explanation needed, I know how that goes too well. You know what you're doing, time out to deal with those things. I like that. The "should be positive"....yeah, I know that one too. It always makes me feel doubly sad until I give myself permission to be okay with how I am.


I think I may have been Canadian in a past life.

Test to Determine Canadianness From Past Lives

  1. Can you say "I'm sorry" for everything, naturally flowing with it, in all contexts where "I'm sorry" isn't applicable? Please demonstrate.

  2. Can you end verbal exchanges with all the rainbow hued alphabet intonations of "eh"? Please demonstrate.

  3. Can you swear on your life that the above two criteria are true to the best of your knowledge? Please stay permanently flattened until you are given permission to do otherwise.

Please take your time to answer all questions truthfully and accurately, eh. If you fail to answer truthfully, a friendly intelligent dronebot will be dispatched from Canada to aboot your location to provide you with friendly personal assistance, eh. We're sorry if this is required.



I feel like I gave birth or something.

That sounded like you gave birth to something. Don't worry about delayed responses. I totally get that. I added you in discord, thanks! 🤗 Hoping today is better for you. Sunshine here. Snow still here, but melting.

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Why do I get the feeling this is a story I need, need, need to hear?

Probably because something is telling you that that piece of booty is the reason I'm here talking to you, now. I doubt he'll ever come across this thread, so I feel comfortable saying all kinds of horrible things like:
Hey, Rob, I'm really sorry our attempts at all connections failed due to dumb things we both did and dumb lies we both told ourselves and each other but I'm so fucking grateful you introduced me to this hive place.
I'm such an asshole, eh? Sorry.

Sun, snow, soup, and sorry. Oh hey look, you just messaged me!

😂😂😂 I'm getting a picture here. I'm thinking of things I've done. LOL.

I'm such an asshole, eh? Sorry.

Everyone wants to be Canadian. That's so beautiful. 😂

Sun, snow, soup, and sorry. Oh hey look, you just messaged me!

Fun, flow, flute, and flurry. I did indeed, 😁

🤣 aw, man. I haven't seen a fun flute in years.

Everyone wants to be Canadian. That's so beautiful.

It's true. And nobody wants to be an American, but they keep coming here because it pays better.🍔🌭🍕🍟

I'm thinking of a tin whistle a very simple one (always sucked at wind instruments though).

It's true. And nobody wants to be an American

I'm half and half, but I don't think they'd let me across the border now, despite that. I see half and half, like what you put in coffee...we both have a taste of things we don't like and things we do. I'll need extra froth to blend it with though. 😂

Descends into the ridiculous.

I like half and half but the cow isn't good to me so I tried switching to the goat but still there was the bloat so now I'm on to oat

milk

Descends into the ridiculous.

yes, please.

😂😂😂 That's such a great rhyme!

Ever crack and crush but not mush, some nuts not nuts, not going nuts, not hairy nuts for milk not of the ilk of a cow left to sour.

yes, please.

😂 I see you roll the same way.

does dance celebrating

I used to play rhyme time with a cousin of mine and a game called words delving into the absurds little turds birds blurred memories though because I was drinking a lot back then.