Considering it's easter weekend I decided to take some photos of things that represent the true meaning of Easter. That's right folks, this post is dedicated to chocolate!
This was a difficult photoshoot for me because love chocolate but am diabetic. So, as I was shooting, I was also working hard to control my urge to eat the chocolates and I even succeeded a few times. Nah, I was good and didn't eat any at all...and if you believe that you're fucken bonkers!
Here goes, lets delve into chocolate.
Tasty cleavage
This one reminds me of that wonderful and enjoyable thing called cleavage. I'll give you one guess which I love more, real cleavage or chocolate cleavage. (If you say chocolate cleavage you're bonkers.)
Not one of the sheeple
Society is full of people that act like sheep, I call them sheeple, who follow one after the other shunning their own individuality and thought. This reminded me of those people who, although brightly coloured, are little more than followers, imitators and unimaginative sheep.
The true meaning
Chocolate Easter eggs folks, welcome to the true meaning of Easter.
Connected by a string of goo
There's all sorts of connections in life, some involve goo.
Get two fingers into you
Two fingers of Kit Kat; you know you want it.
I'm surprised
I've never needed much to entice me into buying and eating chocolate but some boffin figured kids needed more incentive and so the Kinder Surprise was born. Inside each one is a little toy, this one had a little man, like a Lego mini-figure. Who cares though, it's all about chocolate this weekend!
Build it and they will come...even if it's not chocolate
I love liquorice allsorts although it's more about the liquorice than the coloured candy parts. I bought these for the photo shoot because Easter is all about chocolate...and sugar.
Get tasty balls in your mouth
These little bad boys are tasty balls of...of...I have no idea what to call the crunchy stuff in these balls, all I know is they're good with iced coffee. Seriously, get on it...it's Easter after all.
Not a sponge covered in chocolate
Nope, this tasty treat is crunchier than a dish sponge...If you've ever had one you'll understand. I could tell you how they make these, I've seen it done, but then I'd have to kill you. The secret is...a secret.
Cross section of my brain
Nah, seriously it's not...everyone knows my brain looks like a pea, but a little smaller. As above, I've seen these in production at the factory and it's pretty incredible how they make them. Air is involved and...I can't tell you any more.
Goojaculation
Yeah, it happens and it can be sticky.
Chocolate igloo
OK, I know that's a lame title but give me a break, I'm trying to name chocolate photos and get into the spirit of Easter, it's not that easy!
Goo on your nuts
It's the mix of goo and peanuts that makes this treat so good. If you're hangry you need to get nuts and goo into your mouth and you'll be good to go.
Chocolate covered uncooked mince meat
Seriously, if you've never tried it you don't know what you're missing.
That's it for the photos folks. If you're keen, see if you can name all the various chocolates represented here, they're all well-known and common brands found across the world so give it a try, I have a special prize for the person who names them all, in order....and it's not goo.
Note: no chocolate was harmed in the making of this post and...if you believe that...yep, you're fucken bonkers.
Design and create your ideal life, don't live it by default; tomorrow isn't promised so be humble and kind - galenkp
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Every image in this post is my own.
Olympus OM-D E-M10 Mark III was used to capture these images.
I have a special prize for the person who names them all, in order....and it's not goo.
Is the prize also diabetes? 😉
The thing is some of these have different names in different countries.
But here we go:
Boom, and that's how you do it folks!
(Now I have to come up with a bloody special prize!)
Maybe a 100% upvote will be suitable?
😄 Is is prize worthy or just a disappointment to myself and humanity that I could name ALL the chocolate? 😂
Thanks for the food brain teaser. It was fun.
Well, I said there was a prize and you identified them all so yep, prize-worthy indeed. Well done.
I am confused if your writing style of jokes were more funny or your pictures were more awesome.
I see what u did there with two fingers haha
I'll take this as the compliment it is.
I'm usually a good boy, and am good at being bad.
Damn now that you pointed out that it looks like cleavage that’s all I can see! Lol it’s going to be hard not to point that out to someone now. Bastard! Lol
You sure you’re not getting paid by Big Chocolate? Some of these look professional, like the breaking apart of the snickers bar and gooey caramel pull! Damn now I want tits and chocolate.
Aero bars should change them name to lovely cleavage bars.
This is a legit desire to have. Foster the feeling, think about it a lot...we gravitate towards what we think of most. Lol.
I could never have believed it.
With these posts my hunger and my salivation are through the roof, if it weren't three o'clock I would go down to the kitchen to open an Easter egg and some other chocolate 🤤
Easter is a time of great importance, the worship of chocolate, and a time of the year in which we must all remember chocolate, and eat it. I hope you have some.
A bit reductive... I have tons of them! 🤤🤤🤤
Happy Easter, Galen, and thanks always for the entertaining posts! 😊
This certainly did not help me in my ongoing attempt to eat healthy, but fortunately I have no sweets in the house at this time (that I know of... and I won't go searching now).
Are we forgetting chocolate-covered cleavage? That's probably a worthy dietary exception.
A study was once conducted which concluded that eating healthy was bad for the health. Hmm, nah, that's not it, I must have my wires crossed.
I once knew a girl who, with a completely straight face, used to tell me that eating chocolate or sugary things, isn't bad for the health if one was happy when eating it. I'm not sure if she was right, or just delusional. 😀
Damn it, I didn't even think of this...but I am now! Lol.
Mental health is a valid category of health! Unfortunately, many people substitute poor eating habits for a proper support system or coping mechanism. That's where things start to go quite awry.
Of course, exceptions exist... such as the aforementioned one, which will certainly not escape your mind (or mine) any time soon. Where's the outlet for this?!
I read your last comment...but I'm distracted...still thinking about chocolate covered cleavage. I blame you.
I blame myself as well. I don't remember anything I've said except for chocolate-covered cleavage. We've both short-circuited.
Lol, cleavage can have strong effects.
Happy Easter and wonderful chocolate pictures. Diabetes is common nowadays, but if we follow a healthy and organized diet, we can eat chocolate without worry. To win the prize, I'll try to remember the names of all the chocolates.
!PIZZA
Happy Easter to you, I have you're having a good weekend so far...and you have some chocolate to keep you company.
Just looking at the pictures made my mouth water 😋😋😋😋
That was the plan and I'm glad it worked. 😁
Nice work and nice photos, if you like liquorice so much, let me know if you want my recipe for liquorice liqueur with chilli pepper. To try!
What?! I've not heard of that before so yeah for sure if you're happy to share the recipe that'll be great!
I will make a post on my blog
That sounds like a really good idea.
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Lol chocolate cleavage! Best comment! You still crazy to torture yourself like that. Let's see if I can name them all. Judging by some of the wrappers, they have different names here in South Africa!
Lol...not just chocolate cleavage, tasty cleavage!
You did pretty well.
Cherry pie! Sounds disgusting if I'm honest! But will give it a go if I ever get a chance. Picnic is definitely called lunch bar here!
Cherry rips is a pretty legit chocolate bar. Dark chocolate and a cherry and coconut filling...I mean, it's not chocolate boobs which we all know and love but still, it is a bloody lekker chocolate bar.
Now you just showing off! glad to see it's just coconut! and not really meat! I had my doubts for a second. Thought it might be some weird Ozzie fetish!
Nah, just a legit chocolate bar, but there's fetishes for sure, if one looks hard enough.
You're bad for my health!!! Do you have any idea how many calories I have to burn after just watching these photos?
Now the question is, who ate all those goodies? 😁
Interestingly this is not the first time I've had someone say this to me...maybe one day I'll tell some stories.
Most of what I photographed is still in the pantry. I ate some of course, and even took some over to my new neighbour (a Dallas Cowboy's cheerleader/Victoria's Secret model) and she was grateful. She said, you're bad for my health, also.
OK, none of that happened, the chocolate is in the pantry and will be eaten over time...like, by tomorrow night or something like that.
Lol, when I read this, and even took some over to my new neighbour (a Dallas Cowboy's cheerleader/Victoria's Secret model) and she was grateful was thinking Yeah, right! 😂
Models don't eat chocolate, they are starving most days to look like this crazy 21th century stance requires. Not to mention not all the models are your neighbors. 🤥 😂
Indeed. My Victoria's Secret model neighbour invited me over for dinner the other night; she served up a celery stick. Like, nothing else. It wasn't all mine either, we had to cut it in half!
😂😂😂 I suppose you have to go to dinner with your stomach full then.
Yeah, man cannot live on celery alone.
I never saw Kinder Surprise until i got here to Sweden. It's huge here with the kids. I did notice the Kit-Kats... but my all-time favorite has always been the Cadbury Bunny Eggs.
I can't recall when Kinder Surprise arrived in Australia, early 70's I guess, but I never had one until much later. I'm not a fan of the chocolate they uses, it tastes bland. Kit Kat on the other hand, I've had my fair share. One of the others I photographed was a Mars bar...I ate it afterwards too. (Haven't had one in years.) So, there was an upside to this photo shoot.
You mean the Cadbury Creme eggs?
Yes, back in the states they roll them out for Easter and are colloquially called Cadbury Bunny Eggs because of the Easter bunny marketing. Back in the 80s you could only really find them around Easter. Glad you got some perks out of this deal. hahaha
Figured, good things have a way of making their way around the world for the eating pleasure of everyone. They are pretty yummy, there is no doubt.
Nope, it's an early Sunday morning and I shouldn't be thinking about stuffing my face in bars of Snickers right now. I don't know which is worse for my health, chocolates or your posts,lol.
First, mini-skirts now cleavages, we're still waiting for that post though.
Call it a draw, 50/50 bad.
Oh such glorious things.
You did challenged yourself here pretty harsh!
Watching but no touching, I share the similar pain in relationship with all from above (although I'm sure I wouldn't be able to resist liquorice, at least one)... 😏
Happy Easter!
I was a good boy, only taking a mid-photoshoot nibble on the chocolates here and there. It wasn't easy to resist though. I'll be having some with my evening coffee tonight though. (Probably a lot more than some.)
Happy Easter to you also, I hope your weekend has been good so far.
(pat-pat), now you can enjoy the prize guilt free.😉
My God! After reading this publication, you don't end up the same way you started reading it. It invites you to close the holy week by sinning.
"Sin" is a matter of perspective.
Nah, I do believe you didn't eat any chocolate😂. Gosh! Glad to know you are a Chocolate lover as I believe there is no "Life" without the taste of chocolate wetting one's taste buds 😃.
I wouldn't harm any chocolate too, I mean, just staring at the pictures taken didn't push me to zoom in and lick every chocolate seen. I didn't do it.🤭
Chocolate is life, it is a well known fact.
Hehe... That is superb. Save some for me if you would be so kind. I need more life bars.
I can't promise I'll save some, it's chocolate after all; I'm not that disciplined. 😁
😂😂... I wouldn't be surprised if you finished all. Thanks for the response.
Lol, no not quite. But it's still Monday for about another six hours.
Come on... Share🥺🥺
Commendable art in writing and your sense of humor is incomparable,too! Brainy! Witty!
I bet the cleavage is enticing (ohh I forgot the word chocolate, hahaha)
Lol, yeah cleavage is always difficult to ignore, I'm a man, it's built into my make-up. 😁
I think you're explaining too much, kidding aside. Lol!
Oh please what great pictures, plus I love chocolate!
Excellent how the aerated chocolate and fillings look. I loved the photos, I was left wanting to eat, how delicious!
Thank you very much @galenkp ❤️
What better post than chocolate on Easter weekend right? I had fun doing these photos and am glad you like them.
I enjoyed them very much, especially the quality, to see every little detail, I love that!
Have a great day!😀
They're all great, and I'll be trying to name them in a while! Except for chocolate covered uncooked mince meat, I've never heard of that, and honestly would rather have the Snickers 😂
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It's actually cherries; I decided to add some drama though.
Oh! I don't even recognize that candy, or the one that resembled cleavage. I'm guessing that one might be some type of mint filling?
!PIZZA
Nestlé Aero Bar (peppermint) and Cadbury Cherry Ripe. (Both legit.)
That mint bar definitely looks like something I need to get a hold of :) ... And anything by Cadbury has to be good!
Using chocolates as a form of explanation is very creative and I must commend you for that.
Also, we have various people in life and I call them wanna be's. They just want to be like other people without trying to be themselves.
Chocolate has many talents.
Happy Easter
I just spent an hour or so looking at this picture...(yes I know you only posted it four minutes ago)...but can't seem to find any chocolate!
Happy Easter nonetheless, and thanks for your comment.
They are hidden that seems to be A thing at Easter
They are in the vase
Easter egg hunt-style. Ok, I get it. I remember doing Easter egg hunts as a kid. We had a big property, loads of land, so it too a while. My dad seemed to enjoy making those bastard eggs hard to find.
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