It's not every day you take your children to the amusement park. We've got a lot of choices here, from Six Flags, Dollywood, Nashville Shores and even Disneyworld and Legoland aren't too far off of the map. We opted though, to support the locals (once again - fuck corporate America 😜) and go to Lake Winnepesaukah. When they added a water park about 10 years ago, it became our favorite anyway. Especially for summer fun.
There were no cousins this year. No grandmas and grandpas. No older stepkids and half brothers and sisters. Just the princesses so they got all the attention and were the decision makers as to what we would ride on and how long we stayed in the water. There was lots of fun to be had and a few disappointments. The two younger ones weren't quite tall enough yet to ride on a few things, but there was plenty to keep them occupied like the first thing you should always do when visiting here - ride the train!
It's not a huge passenger train, but a cute, little, fully operable mini train that travels around the entire park on a good 10 minute rail. It gives you a history lesson and shows you a visual tour from the rides to the water park and even the lake. It's probably my favorite thing about the whole place.
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I didn't get pictures of everything, and nothing of the water park itself. I did see some people with those waterproof phone case necklaces they were wearing. They looked like dilapidated dildos doused in dick dribble juice and am so glad I don't even own one. I mean, you have to put that shit down sometimes and just enjoy the moments, ya know? I did get one picture I really like. It's of their first roller coaster ride on what is called the 'Wacky Factory'.
At Halloween, that ride is one the hotspots in Tennessee Georgia. They spook it up pretty darn good. I hope you all enjoyed the pictures! We definitely had a great time and I completely crashed out once I got home. All I remember was laying by Luna and Freya passing out on my lap while Khaldeesi held my hand. Great day. Oh hey, while you're out there doing what you do, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even while saving someone else's kid from drowning.
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Oh, how fun! This looks like a pretty cool place, and the smiles on their faces are priceless! Love the GIF you made! 😁
Thank you Kitty! They loved it, especially the 'Lazy River', which is a big circular pool that encompasses the water park and has a steady current pushing it around the place. Can ride inner tubes on it or just swim and try to avoid the little waterfalls and such 😁
I remember Lazy River rides from my childhood. I always loved them.
Didn't have that as a kid, but we had boats and innertubes!
Looks like the girls had a great day
I am still laughing about
dilapidated dildos doused in dick dribble juice
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Bwahahahahaaaa! I even laughed when I wrote it man. 🤣Thanks for popping in!
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Winnepesaukah sounds like a made-up name!
Native for 'bountiful waters' 🙃
Nice! Native names carry beautiful meanings!
Gracias por la mención.
Las princesas van creciendo cada vez más, así como su sonrisa.
Que lindo que hayas disfrutado junto con ellas, saludos.
Gracias por la mención.
Las princesas van creciendo cada vez más, así como su sonrisa.
Que lindo que hayas disfrutado junto con ellas, saludos.
Gracias por la mención.
Las princesas van creciendo cada vez más, así como su sonrisa.
Que lindo que hayas disfrutado junto con ellas, saludos.
Gracias por la mención.
Las princesas van creciendo cada vez más, así como su sonrisa.
Que lindo que hayas disfrutado junto con ellas, saludos.
Looks like a super fun time for all. So many smiles. :)
Totally was Princess, do they have anything like that up there? I remember in Minnesota, they had one called 'Valley Fair' and it had a small park, also had a local one with 2 big slides and a minigolf and gocart track.
There's a water park a few towns over from us, but I've never been. I like the Enchanted Forest, which is a path with a bunch of things to look at and little houses to climb into. Tree houses, that kind of thing. It rambles through mature forest with some old growth trees and even has a castle!
When I lived near Chicago, there was 6 flags, and I remember Elitch Gardens in Denver. That may have been a long time ago. But what is time, really?
A manmade contraption to weigh the number of candles burned without actually counting the candles. The forest sounds wikkid awesome and the girls would love the fire outta that. You take the twins? They like it?
We took them to the Enchanted Forest a couple of years ago. Then Dollywood last time we were down there. We've stuck close to home since Covid, but they've got swimming lessons next week in our local lake, so that should be fun.
Your princesses are very cute, I know they all have your essence but there is one in particular of your daughters that is identical to you haha. I'm glad that the cutties had a nice day very fun, when I was kid I loved going to the amusement park, there was no place I loved more.
Btw thank you so much for the support and the mention @enginewitty, long live to the FAM ❤️.
Thanks and they all favor me in some way. I can't really tell if one looks more like me than any other 😁
Man that is awesome! Soak in those days as they will pass by far too quickly. My wife and I were recently in your neck of the woods. She grew up on Signal Mountain and had this huge desire to go back and see it again.
'Soak', ha! That was a good one man. Small world eh? Nice area there down around Dunlap and the outer rim of Chattytown.
That looks like a perfect place to spend a hot day! And yeah, put the camera down sometime and just live :) .....
Right? Got to live in the moment.
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It's a small park, here in Germany some rides wouldn't even have passed the TÜV
What is the 'TUV'?
an expert who tests the ride for all technical functions and safety and gives the ok for the operation. this has to be done once every year. if a part does not work, the shop is completely blocked until it works again and has to do such a test again
Yes you are right,once in a why is good to take your children to amusement Park to have funs,I can see that they all beautiful Children's.