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I took 70 to Colorado once and swore if I made it out of Kansas I'd never set foot in it again, which was how I ended up on 40 in the first place. If you're heading east on 40 it's not too far past the giant shit smell but before you get to Amarillo on the south side of the interstate.

Who needs brakes when you've got friction and that much flat?

Ha, too funny. I know exactly where that is!! I call it Bush territory. Hahahahaha. I gotta shoot Pura a line now. Funny. Thanks.

Bush territory

Smells about right.