Your photos remind me of a story. One day I found myself in the middle of a yard sale trying to find something cheap but useful. I was in front of a stand where the person was selling everything and nothing, no longer using objects straight out of the attic and garage. There, I heard the saleswoman scream and right in the middle of her forehead a pigeon fell on her. She had the misfortune of settling under a lamppost which was apparently the place where the pigeons liked to settle hahaha.

Considering the number of pigeons present, you have taken a 2000% risk. You should have played the lottery that day, I'm sure you would have won