Are you talking about my penis? Because it's very very very very small. Like a little shiny pink bean.
My cajones on the other hand....
bigger than most men's.
well that took a turn
Sorry I made you cry.
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Whoa! How'd we get from...reading small print to eyes to penis to small penis?
If they aren't gold, it means nothing. Mine are gold.
Go ahead and cry now, I know you want to.
I'm not afraid to cry. I keep extra tears in my cajones in case I'm ever at a loss.
No, not gold. Not really a gold person. More silver. Or chocolate-coated because who doesn't love that.
If you keep those tears long enough, they'll become amber.
If you had a choice between surgical steel, gold, or platinum ($$$) what would you choose? I think I thought I saw you chose surgical steel.
Seems the least likely to give me a rash or turn my crotch green.
TMD...but, since you reminded me of what I was looking at today that involved crotch and green, here's a teaser clip so you can see, see?
Those are some very erect little rosemary needles. Or needless. Or thankless.
Or tired.
Um, well, Um, that's actually not a herbaceous plant, it's shrubbery erections, needlessly unthankless
Tree board tired though.
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