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I'm thinking of a tin whistle a very simple one (always sucked at wind instruments though).

It's true. And nobody wants to be an American

I'm half and half, but I don't think they'd let me across the border now, despite that. I see half and half, like what you put in coffee...we both have a taste of things we don't like and things we do. I'll need extra froth to blend it with though. 😂

Descends into the ridiculous.

I like half and half but the cow isn't good to me so I tried switching to the goat but still there was the bloat so now I'm on to oat

milk

Descends into the ridiculous.

yes, please.

😂😂😂 That's such a great rhyme!

Ever crack and crush but not mush, some nuts not nuts, not going nuts, not hairy nuts for milk not of the ilk of a cow left to sour.

yes, please.

😂 I see you roll the same way.

does dance celebrating

I used to play rhyme time with a cousin of mine and a game called words delving into the absurds little turds birds blurred memories though because I was drinking a lot back then.

LOLOL! If that's an example, wow! Totally fun silly ridiculous deliciousness.

It was a weird game. One person would start saying a word really drawn out until it morphed into another word. Then the other would either do the same to that word, or to a synonym. Sometimes it would loop back around. Sometimes it would come to a conclusion.
Saaaaaaaaaaaandals.
Saaaaaaaaanta Claus.
Saaaaaaaaaaandwich.
Saaaaaaaaaandpaper
Paaaaaaaaaaaper baaaaaaaaaag with a sandwich in it! How nice!

Not long ago I listened to (not read) a Ray Bradbury essay about writing. Apparently he used a word play technique like this to come up with story ideas.

I've never seen or heard of that before. So interesting. Writing like this is all new for me, so I know nothing about word play techniques. I think I'll have to play with this. Thanks!

I can hear an audio of the draaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing out of words. Must have been one load of laughs.