Would you look at this feathered frog??!!

Nature comes up with some pretty crazy creatures, doesn't she.
Mad scientist.

Froggy went a courtin' and he did ride.

Rincombodimitchacaaaaambo.

You guys have no idea what I'm talking about, do you.
That's ok. I rarely know what I'm talking about, either, so we have that in common.
We should be friends!
Hang out.
Play pool or... something.. some... time...
shit...
hang on a sec...

OMG.

You guys, I'm so dumb. This isn't a frog.

It's a pegasus.

A two-legged pegasus.

Hi my name is Athena and I have tamed this pegasus.

See? Look how tame he is.
He's going to pump some gas for us at the Mobil station. After that I'm going to present him to the Muses to see if I can get anything for him. Like, maybe some inspiration. Something more creative than the first thing that popped up when I googled pegasus.

Waiting....
...

Spellcheck really wants me to capitalize pegasus but I'm not going to.
Spellcheck, listen, stop underlining my small errors in red. They aren't even errors. The capital P is just your opinion, and it's wrong, Pegassface.

Moving on.

So I took the lowercase pegasus to the Muses and you know what they told me?

That this isn't a pegasus.

It's a griffin.

A fucking griffon.
Not worth a hundredth of what I could have gotten for a pegasus.
Guess I shoulda capitalized that P.
Oh well.
It is what it is, which is not a pegasus.
I'll get over it.

Anyway, thanks, everyone, for bearing with me on this journey.
You made it to the end.
Great job!

Here's the money shot.

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