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One wish though, can the soon not be that soon, the talk after death I mean, and the actual death too, I haven't gotten any donations yet and I wanna make the statues look really, really, really good, like make them from gold and diamonds and other expensive sparkly stuff but what I now can do, at best, is to collect all the bubblegum I've chewed and make something out of that and that's pretty desperate by all standards, even mine.

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I didn't know my space is in hell. Or is it the other way around, hell is in MySpace. Well, didn't know that either.

I think the way to look at it is, they have plenty of space in hell for anyone who wants to make their place in hell.

I suppose I can delay my suicide for a few days, or however long it takes for those donations to start rolling in.

Excellent! I'll start making flyers! And soon I'll also be knocking on doors asking people if they've heard about my space in hell. And ask for donations for domino statues. I'll get back to you when I have collected enough.