Oklahoma and Idaho are both closer. Not as much corn, either :)
Yeah. I have enough trouble remembering which hand to put the L on my forehead with. Wrong hand makes a statement I don't really like :)
It wasn't much of a raid at my place. 0330 and I was awake but not up. My dog was fussed up so I went to the door with nothing but a pistol in hand. My friend who was in charge held off on the warrant service for a minute so I could put on a pair of pants and take off the pistol. They told me it was a dope warrant so I laughed and made them coffee...They didn't find any because there wasn't any.
Ha, yeah, Indiana isn't as arid or mountainous as Idaho but otherwise it's hard to tell the difference.
That sounds like how things go where I grew up. It's a bit different here although they share the same fondness for raiding in the middle of the night. Always seemed like a good way to get shot accidentally to me. Knew a Cornbread boy who claimed to have gotten the sheriff's home address put on his driver's license, so if they got a warrant for him it'd be there that got raided.