Fieldfare, Turdus pilaris
Welcome to my latest collection of bird photos! I've been so exhausted with my life so I'm not going to write much. I wish I could skip writing entirely, but then again, I'm enjoying this. So how can I be too exhausted to do something I'm enjoying?
How would I know.
Domestic pigeon, Columba livia domestica
But now as I'm writing this, I'll have to share a secret with you. The murder pigeon will find you and kill you if you skip the text. You might not believe it, but he will.
Domestic pigeon, Columba livia domestica
But if you're good, the murder pigeon will lead you to adventures. The true adventures of life. Including but not limited to: human interactions, writing, eating snacks etc.
Common chaffinch, Fringilla coelebs
It's just a shame that most bird species going around are always the same. So to make sure most people won't notice that most photos are common chaffinches, pigeons and fieldfares, I've split the photos of each bird species around the post. This way you might think there's a ton of different birds in this post.
Fieldfare, Turdus pilaris
But as they say, early bird catches the hair.
Or do they say that?
Fieldfare, Turdus pilaris
The hair isn't much to feast about, the fieldfare decides to find a worm instead. When I was a child, we used to dig up worms to be used in fishing. This looks really easy compared to all that digging.
Fieldfare, Turdus pilaris
Maybe this is just a can of worms I don't want to open.
Common chaffinch, Fringilla coelebs
Even if the most common birds can be seen as boring, they are beautiful. When you get a closer look, you'll find details you might have missed before. I really like the chaffinch and it's combination of blue and red.
Common chaffinch, Fringilla coelebs
But every single time I try to hit on a handsome chaffinch, they'll just fly away. I don't get it.
Fieldfare, Turdus pilaris
Bird in a tree.
Fieldfare, Turdus pilaris
I'M A DINOSAUR, NOT A BIRD!
Eurasian blue tit, Cyanistes caeruleus
Only one tit this time. The tit has discovered it has legs.
Legs? In my tits? It's more likely than you think.
Send a photo for a free inspection.
Great cormorant, Phalacrocorax carbo
The harbringer of doom. These birds spread in huge flocks, multiply as crazy and shit everything to death.
Common chaffinch, Fringilla coelebs
The chaffinch has disguised as a cherry. Even though this isn't even a cherry tree. Go home bird, you're drunk.
You've lived through this post. Now as you hopefully read everything, the murder pigeon will go away.
But you know he'll be back whenever needed.
Murder pigeon is watching you.
Hahaha this post was fun, all birds are dinosaurs I guess🤔😂 So when we have chicken soup, we can say we have dinosaur soup. We could seem so much cooler lol
It would seem a lot better!
Imagine if a birds pooped on you? You can tell everyone it's dinosaur poop. Even that would feel awesome.
Hahhahha so true😂