Haha! That story is funny! Yeah, one has to know the right shade and colours for their complexion. Earth tones suit me, but I think it's because I have a warm personality, and yes, I can fool people easily into thinking that I'm naked. Bright colours are a winner for sure. However, I am not keen on pastels. I don't think pastels suit my personality at all.
For example that pyjama I'm wearing in the photo. It's just not the colour that lifts my spirit. I only bought it because it was the only size that fitted and I was in a hurry.
I'm glad that you didn't buy that gold dress 😆