Manchurian Candidate [My Favorite LOLitician]- That president I hate

I am thrilled with this week's contest , to write a funny story about a politician I hate or dislike. Thanks to @bdcommunity for such an avenue.

Since I grew up to be informed, I have seen many politicians reign. None has been so funny to me as our current president Mohammed Buhari. As much as people find his tenure both funny and profiting, I still find him as someone whose tenure has never yielded any positive development to his country. In 1983 he reigned as a military president, though fought against bandit, people at then experience hardship, people dying of starvation, a certain disease arose during his reign in 1984 that claimed the life of people in the country.

Unfortunately, he came back as president 2015, now as civilian in democratic era, and there's also a reoccurrence of what happened in 1983( Hardship, famine, Inflation of price and a pledge arose that has claimed the life of many). I don't want to believe his tenure always comes with same kind of bad luck, but it's obvious it does.

During his campaign as president. People brought us the issue of him been an illiterate,who has no educational qualification. Though there was debate during that period, and to prove he passed through a primary school, he took a passport in his old age, found a primary school certificate from a newly opened school far less than his age and placed it , claiming that was his primary school certificate. It was funny, to see a primary school certificate attached with a passport of an old man. Worst, the primary school he claimed to have attended was so much less than his age.

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Again, His Younger sister came up to celebrate her 79th birthday, But he was claiming on air to be 64 years of age. People got wondering if his younger sister was then older than him. How could he be 64 years of age when his younger sister was 79 years.

During one of his interview with the journalist, he was asked if it was true that the members of house are against him along with his wife. But he responded angrily targeting to his wife ,to which he said "My wife is my wife, she has no business with political affairs. My wife is for the parlour and my bedroom". This brought an uproar from the women in the country to have limited their duties as to the parlour and bedroom.

Sometimes ago,while addressing matters concerning the Youth in the country, he called the entire youth in the country to be all lazy, who doesn't want to work, forgetting the fact that there's unemployment in great volume in the country.

Finally, Mohammed Buhari doesn't want progress. When people are moving forward to development, he prefer the ancient practice . He wants every citizen to return to farming because to him, that's the best source to a country's development. Though he wants farming, he is making no effort to support on that regard.

In addition, he finds speaking English so difficult. He was unable to pronounce Covid-19 neither does he know how to recite the country's national anthem. A whole president can't recite the national anthem.

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