CONFUNDIDOS - Olimpiadas

confundidos (57)in EN ESPAÑOL • 4 years ago

En esta ocasión hablaremos de nuestros vagos recuerdo de las olimpiadas

Esperamos sea de su agrado y nos den la oportunidad de escuchar nuestras charlas random con un poco de buen humor y doble sentido y al final seguirán igual de confundidos

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