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RE: 3 More Hive Marketing Approaches (Ode To The Whiners πŸ˜‰)

LOL, Exactly what Viktor said! In fact, instead of only stopping at your four models, we could create 38 more and have strategic landing pages written cleverly enough to satisfy almost all of facebook's 58 genders! After that, we can start focusing on sexual, racial, and political identity groups. Let's just put it this way: By 2025, you'll be able to thumb a hundred credits at any ATM. This way, Google+Cambridge analytical will scan your various ads for keywords and strategically market your content, pay-per-click style, to the most optimal identity group thanks to the magic of their GPT-3 algorithms which have put most people out of a job.

Sorry, my entire imagination is something out of 'Black Mirror.' You're sitting here wondering about HIVE's future, and I'm so red-pilled that I'm not sure that humanity has one. FFS, well, fuck me right in the grandfather paradox. I just realized how this came to be. They stole the idea from this comment! And this is why I don't often mess around with time travel, but when I do, I chat with fellows like you to make sure to skew the space-time continuum hard enough to duplicate the various multiverses. Options and paths are all about multiphonic duplication. The more forks you can put in any given road, the more left untraveled, the more left untraveled, the larger the terrain!

BTW, if you ever need any clever, spur-of-the-moment advice, just run into your local hardware store and ask for a flat-earth stretcher; This is how they summon me nowadays. Don't worry about the accompanying puff of smoke. It's just a parlor trick I do to accentuate my gravitas. I promise not to underwhelm, but you will walk away just shy of overwhelmed too!

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